Holt enlists his old colleague and doppelganger to help crack the Figgis case
Ah, Capt.
So stoic, so steadfast.
So literal, so logical.
Credit: Fox
So monotone, so monolithic.
His favorite color is tan because it is no-nonsense.
He calls his mother Your honor.
And he prefers to obtain sustenance via nutrition bricks.
No one else quite like him, right?
Suddenly we were seeing double, and our pleasure was increased by a similar amount.
6 below) to their by-the-unabridged-book approach of the tiniest of details (see No.
7), this was a match made in Holt heaven.
(Bob: My lint is round.
My lint is approximately 1 centimeter in diameter.
My lint is blue.
Holt: My lint is oblong.
My lint is approximately a half-centimeter in length.
My lint is also blue) As was the back-and-forth on the line Lets break into the FBI.
The other story lines?
He would be forced to double down on his undercover gig curse his perfect butt!
by allowing her to romance him.
(Sounds like we have a fun outside-the-precinct story line percolating for him in season 4.)
It could be because youre in prison for murder.
Amy to Maura when she says, Why cant I find a good man?
No, I get all my news from a text message chain with my friends.
[Shocked gasp while looking at phone] The attorney general might step down.
Im kidding; its a GIF of a rabbit eating spaghetti.
Gina to Terry after he asks her if she has read this mornings paper
7.
Its either a nectarine or a peach.
Just write Unknown stone fruit.'
Bobs response and Holts affirmation after he once asked him on a stakeout, Were going to be awhile.
Would you like to talk?
(Tied with this other Holt-Bob one-two punch: Why not?
I really have embraced my wild side today.
Actually, thats overkill.
Oh, Terry, sarcasm is not a good look on you.
But you know what would be?
A really tight Henley.
(Honorable mention Gina-Terry leak joke: What makes you so sure that theres a leak?
Gina to Terry)
4.
Look at this, he quashed all FBI and NYPD operations relating to Figgis.
Drug running, kidnapping, murder.
Those are the best crimes!
Why would you quash them?
Jake to Holt, Bob, and Rosa as they reviewed the files pertaining to Agent Whealon
3.
He once picked up a penny on the street which he then reported on his taxes.
Holt about Bob
2.
We are, but its not going well.
The doctor said my sterility is so aggressive it may have spread to her.
Strong women, theyre just drawn to me.
Theyre all right angles, and Im nothing but curves.)
Then I will discuss both of those shows with him.
Oh, I apologize for the double entendre.
I can be such a Samantha and If you ask me, they never should have made the movie.
Abu dont bother.)
