The eager-beaver detective was determined not to be duped this year, so he didnt dress up for Halloween.

But when he walked off the elevator and saw everyone costumed up (Terry as Popeye!

Rosa as Little Bo Peep!

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), he raced back to his car, changed into his emergency (!)

Elvis costume, and returned to the precinct, only to find no one dressed up anymore.

Charles always charging, never in charge.

Each had proven victorious in a previous Halloween challenge; this would serve as the tie-breaker.

(Scully and Hitchcock were unchosen as well, but those slackers deserve that fate.)

NEXT: I have spectacular taste in men!

I have spectacular taste in men!

You would love Nadia.

Charles to Gina after his setup judgment was questioned

8.

Why does the wordwhoeven exist if youre not allowed to say it?

Jake to Amy after Holt and then she corrected his usage ofwhotowhom

7.

You must realize my answers no.

Terry after Holt asked him, Sergeant, are you familiar with the Hungarian fencing term Hosszu Gorcs?

She cant be manipulated, sir.

[turning to Amy] Amy, we are in love.

I know weve never said it before, but I think this is the perfect time, dont you?

Im not going to meet my next boyfriend through a Charles setup.

Gina to Charles

4.

Our parents are married; Genevieve and I are dating; I want you to have someone, too.

You shouldnt have to slow dance alone after family dinner.

Charles to Gina after she passed hard with zero consideration on his offer to set her up

3.

Because the cleavage cloaks the camera with its curves.

If I die, turn my tweets into a book.

Gina to Charles as she freaked out about the roaches on the floor

1.

Thatswhy people throw away garbage.

Jake, having an epiphany after he was told that an old muffin he left out was bugged.