Other times, its a drug ring.

(The term Giggle Pig, as uttered by Holt, will probably never not be funny.)

Last week, it was a basic B&E.

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Jake acted rather matter-of-factly about taking on such responsibility; Amy was intensely intimidated.

(She is what the Internet sometimes refers to as a Holt fan.)

Soon, the Nine-Nine detectives were on the case to find the little guy.

Adrian ultimately blinked and ran away, fearing intimacy at this confused stage of his life.

Alas, most of the Charles-as-bumbling blind man story played too schticky.)

Yeah, I noticed it!

A convicted pervert asked me if you guys could cool it!

I want a fast, expensive sports car…

I want old, expensive books.

Ill send you a list.

Boss impaled her on a pole when he caught her skimming tips.

I get you guys Mexican passports.

We fake your death in an an apartment fire.

Ill need three teeth from both of you.

Adrian, after Jake solicits out-of-the-box solutions when Cheddar goes missing

5.

I still have a Blockbuster card!What happened to Blockbuster???

Anyway, doesnt matter, lets go.

Oh, Cheddar is the alpha.

Were not ready for this!

This is a level 1 responsibility.

You mean the little sausage ones that need way more salt?

Is that what it means?

Oh man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Jake to Holt after he says Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

and Holt responds, No, I dont want to sleep with you.