An old case comes back to haunt Terry while a new roommate terrorizes Charles
Bonjour, mes amis.
(And Holts fear of losing Kevin.
Also: Adrian and Rosas creepy sexual energy.)
Credit: John P. Fleenor/Fox
This weeks episode dealt with what well call the opposite of a missing cat.
Kittens were popping up everywhere around the precinct.
This was something that tickled Jake and tortured Terry.
Why this aggressive assault of adorable?
(See: his relationship with brother-in-law, Zeke).
(Alas, the suspects now-deceased cat got away with it.
Speaking of beaten-down betas, Charles had his hands full this week.
Charles Boyle: You beta believe he knows himself.
The other story line involved a bomb-diffusing class that pitted Amy and Rosa against each other.
Look, I think you might be overreacting a little to this prank.
And I should know.
Hurt like the dickens.
Point is, haters gonna hate, shake it off.
Jake, trying to make Terry feel better
8.
Counterpoint: You two make an adorable couple.
Might I suggest putting him in a mug and pretending to take a sip?
[Off Terrys exit] Terry?
Are you stopping off to do my thing?
Youre part of something much bigger than yourselves [blows kisses to the kittens].
Will you bring these to the dry cleaner?
Tell em the red stains are blood and the brown stains are…uh, lets say blood.
And Ill have you know that threadhead is a glowing compliment in the sewing community.
If you wanted to insult me, you should have called me a stitch skipper.
[Rosa calls her a stitch skipper] Oh, I handed it to you!
Santiago, Diaz, enough!
This is not about whos fastest.
This is a bomb-dismantling class.
We are police officers, not street urchins playing speed chess in the park!
The Club International of Brighton Beach International Club?
International and club are both in the name twice.
Terry, this place sleazy!
Jake to Terry, as they trail a suspect who walks into that establishment
4.
Never skip ear day, Jake.
What up, Jake?
Why are these dicks out of their cage?
Terry to Jake, seeing the kittens on the desk
2.
Gina to Charles (*Wolf-themed runner-up: I need a wolf name… Virginal Woolf.
Well, Im not going to be her lame husband, Leonard.
Charles to Gina)
1.
I worked at a sunglass kiosk at the mall for four years.
So not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there.
