Why was Charles on a mission to find his, um, emission?
(Sorry, thats almost as bad as calling it Boyle Oil.)
Alas, HellEleanor was out for blood.
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Or rather, sperm.
Who could play such a beast with convincing malice?
In the other plot, Amy asked Terry to write her recommendation for a mentoring program for up-and-coming detectives.
Scully, meanwhile, proved again that he was just plain mental.
(See quote below.)
Steven, Steven, Steven, I have one question: Who on the basketball team was into me?
Gina, interrogating a criminal who was her former high school classmate
8.
Thankfully my ex-wife Eleanor made me get a vasectomy a year before that.
As a precaution, I froze some sperm.
A lot of sperm.
Guy going in after me was like, Whoa.Nice.
Charles to Jake
7.
Me neither… Oops.
Did you say rejected or ejected?
Ive been rejected a lot… You know what?
Ive also been ejected.
Scully to Amy, after she says shes never been rejected from anything
6.
I dont justthinkit will… Iknowit might!
Jake, cheerily to Charles, when asked if his grab-the-sperm-and-run plan would work
5.
On more than one occasion, shes called me Gina.
Thats her own name.
[Sigh] My wedding day.
I should have known it was a mistake when she said, I suppose, instead of I do.
Charles, about his ex-wife
3.
Jake after Charles started imitating Eleanor in a high-pitched voice, Oh hey, Charles!
Ill never have a baby with you because I dont love you!
And a childs not going to fix that!
…I have a biological father and hes a nightmare.
I mean, he never played catch with me, he never taught me how to ride a bike.
I had to learn how to shave from watchingHome Alone.
Jake to Charles, who responded, It makes sense, its likeDie Hardfor kids.
Well, first, Steven, were going to fill out 38E-J1 stating noncompliance.
We send it to the DA, but do they process it right away?
No, because theyre overwhelmed because Deborahs on maternity leave.
Oh, no its a window.
Holt, playing hard ball with the criminal
