But then, something surprising happened.
Little did I know, it would soon warp into a nightmare.
It all started innocently.
In this off-brand wonderland, we ordered our Strawberry Whippuccinos.
But when I reopened it, I was met with unexpected horror.
Fortunately, no one else seemed to be aware of it either.
But still: HORROR.)
Unfortunately, I had to rush off to a performance or I wouldnt get a manager.
So I took my alabaster self to the stage, and performed in the flesh.No one even noticed.
Later, I went home to shower strange, since I probably could have just Windex-ed my body clean.
But when I opened up my closet, I was overcome with a creeping dread.
Whats an aspiring popstar to do?
I guess I was renting it from someone.
How dare they rip it back from me in the middle of a Starbeans!
Anyway, I still had to record a demo to impress my potential manager.
Little did I know, wed be shooting the cover art for the single, too.
I named my own song (could you tell?
)andcreated my single cover.
In the Kardashian games, as in life, your greatest skill is just showing up.
After securing a manager, my problems were only beginning.
Ill admit I was excited what does Bluebaby sound like?
What lyrics did I write after I gathered inspiration from the simple act of performing naked?
Does someone in this universe want me to die?
In the end, though, I think Ive been consigned to a fate worse than death: Invisibility.
No one can see me anyway:
