At the time, I declared it one of the weirdest sex scenes Id ever seen on television.
That wasalsoa contender for the weirdest sex scene on television.
D.C.s cutest couple has been driven apart by the director ofBowling for ColumbineandFahrenheit 9/11.And its all Reds fault.

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As for Laurel, shes keeping an eye on the mysterious room in the basement: SRB-54.
Whatevers going on in SRB-54, it has something to do with the bugsandwith Reds thirst for war.
Which isnt ominous at all.

And the evidence suggests Luke was the one doing the leaking.
It is the real Michael Moore, and he is wearing his trademark baseball cap and everything.
Its both hilarious and horrifying.
To the extremely conservative Gareth, its mostly horrifying.
So naturally, Gareth asks Laurel about it.
(Have you SEENFahrenheit 9/11?
he asks her.)
And to his surprise, she doesnt deny it.
They fight, and he leaves.
Specifically, theyre blueprints.
Red isnt playing around.
Horrified, Boch confronts Red about them, and Red owns up to it.
Yes, he says, heisbuilding Syrian refugee camps.
And hes proud of it.
Boch threatens to leak the plans to the press, and Red just throws his head back and laughs.
He argues that the public will not only not care, but theyll bethrilled.
The peoplewantinternment camps and the safety they provide.
And the anti-Syrian refugee narrative is all too relevant in the current political climate.
She tells him maybe theyre just too different, and maybe its time for them to take a break.
He reluctantly agrees (NOOOOOOOO!!
), and they part ways, after one last longing look at each other.
(NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)
But honestly, Im still thinking about Red eating Bochs brains.
I probably will be for a while.
Odds and ends
Number of times we hear You Might Think:Zero.
Best lines:
Red: You know that not for a fact?