Competitive miniature golf: done.
Civil war reenactments: been there.
Small-business disputes between organic applesauce manufacturers: obviously.
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But glee clubs have waited patiently in the wings until now, impossible as that seems.
Making the over-the-top hour even sweeter is the reveal that Aubrey sang a cappella in college.
Why even bother keeping quiet?
Are you the sole heir to a multi-billion-dollar corporation?
Did you film a B-list vampire movie for the money?
What is it with you, Julian?
snaps new director, Jake.
You are pitchy, and your snapping looks like weird chicken claws.
Julian is not threatened: At least I can keep my diva hand under control.
Asked for motive, Jake points to ex-Whippersnap Ian Johnson.
His voice was definitely not to blame; its like butter.
Hed been collaborating with Liz, a member of their all-female rival group, the Gingersnaps.
That high G doesnt lie.
It wouldnt have worked anyway.
Esther should know; shes tried.
Theyre off the hook.
In this noisy case, the killer is the quietest one: Scotts roommate, McKay.
He lost the fellowship.
Upset, McKay threw a piece of meteorite at Scotts head.
Scott lost his balance and grabbed a bookshelf, which toppled over and killed him.
It was all an accident, aside from the whole feeding him to the rats thing.
NEXT: Ratted out
But why would McKay keep the meteorite?
Mistakes are all over this case on the scientists side, too.
This isnt friendship anthropology.
Brennan has to let her go.
Who wants to guess that her advice applies to more than just Sammy?
but hes been looking into an experimental surgery to restore nerve endings.
Angela does not approve.
Two years ago, someone died on this doctors operating table.
Hodgins needs to value himself at least as much as he values Copernicus the rat.
He accepts his wifes argument and agrees not to do the surgery but hes keeping the rats.
The video, featuring Aubrey in a bow tie, is pretty great.
The reminder to Aubrey that hes one of us now is even better.
Hes a child of the 90s.
He cant afford good wine.
No one has ever been so millennial.
That puts him somewhere between 34 and 37 years old.
Aubrey might not even be a Millennial.
Im going to need a dozen doughnuts to work through this one.
He asks Brennan to talk to Booth on his behalf.
(I love that Parker is the only other person out there whos allowed to call Brennan Bones.)
Brennan reminds Booth that its really Parkers choice, and Booth gives in.
(Life needs to be enjoyed.)
Just wait until Parker tops Brennan on the bestseller list.
