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I dont think we just went back in time to 2006, but I cant be sure.
(As Michael Scott would say, Im not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.)
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Its take on our characters is a bit outdated, too.
At the end of the day are you getting this, cameras?
I smiled my way through this one.
And isnt that the point?
Booth and Brennan are friendly but guarded.
Arastoo wants to tell the perfect story.
Cam wants to hide.
Film crews: Theyre just like us.
That same night, Roy checked into the hospital with a broken eye socket.
He tells Booth that the punch was courtesy of a bookie who wanted his money.
When will everyone learn to trust the gut?
They didnt sell a single shirt.
Brandon fell into a band saw and severed an artery.
Now back to the camera crews favorite thing: drama.
Theres nothing special about my relationship with Dr. Vaziri, Cam offers, making it weird.
Its no different than my relationship with any of the other interns.
Someone put her out of her misery.
The crew spends the rest of the doc prying into everyones business.
Theres a great running bit about how often Hodgins calls himself the king of the lab.
He also calls himself the king of the break room, Arastoo says.
King of the parking lot.
Oh, and once, after making an anonymous donation, he was the king of modesty.
Cut to Brennan: I once heard Dr. Hodgins refer to himself as the king of Egypt.
Its too bad that our first non-flashback Zack mention in nine seasons (!)
He was a sweet kid and a really dear friend, Hodgins says.
I think just working here, around all the death and murder, it was a little too much.
He says was, but Ill still believe that he pays Zack regular visits until Im told otherwise.
As for Booth and Brennan, they eulogize Sweets.
I would argue that hes probably the reason why were together, Booth says.
Together, as usual, involves plenty of bickering.
She hasnt complained about being called Bones since season 1.
But Booth isnt buying her protests, either.
(Plot twist: Its not their call.)
Brennan votes forensic anthropologist, while Booth is pulling for pro hockey player.
Didnt they already work this out on a smaller scale a few weeks ago?
They should probably listen to themselves.
In any case, Christine has other plans: She wants to be a car salesman.
Is it likely that shell still want to be a car salesman in five years?
Christines straight-talking classmates are the real comedic heroes of this hour.
I want to be the mayor of Mars, one declares.
Brennan wants to be a mom to the worlds best car salesperson.
Aubrey wants to be a kid.
And Arastoo wants to be a husband and a father an answer Cam catches from the doorway.
Arastoo asks the crew to stop filming, but Cam knows theyre past that.
Theyre so far past it that she proposes and Arastoo accepts.
What do I want to be when I grow up?
Cam repeats to the camera.
Ooh, thats a personal question.
I dont really feel comfortable answering it.
