It’s a scandal at the Jeffersonian
Bonesis wearing the white hat tonight.
Its got that handled.
Shonda, show yourself.
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But if Frank Kwietowski is our Olivia, hes more chair-bashing Murder Olivia than Gladiator Olivia.
Aubrey was a snoopy kid.
He knows this office inside and out, right down to the hidden file room behind the bathroom.
On the other hand, Aubrey apparently did that.
Franks work with Nasaris soon-to-be ex-wife cost the mobster $12 million.
But his story is tame compared to what the rest of our suspects have to offer.
Cam likes it maybe a little too much.
Fetishes are my fetish, she shrugs, unapologetic.
Id bet (not money!)
that Cam found an excuse to stop by the FBI during that interrogation.
Then he lied to Froome, telling him that the blackmailer was crazy and hed better pay up.
He sold the story with self-inflicted bruises and pocketed the $2 million for himself.
In this case, that pocket was a safety deposit box purchased by his loyal employee, Kerry.
Brennans science and Booths instincts can take it from here.
The scrape was because of gaudy jewelry, and Franks wife wears plenty of that.
But hers isnt cheap.
Rich people just dont wear cubic zirconia.
In other news, Booth might be Elle Woods.
Theyre all talking now.
But Frank left cabinets full of open cases in his wake, and one of them is personal.
Karen spends the hour repeatedly begging Aubrey to look at his fathers file; he always refuses.
(Your discipline is terrifying.)
His dad is back in DC, and hes been investigating Aubrey.
Christines first report card has arrived, and (no surprise) shes killing it in the classroom.
She doesnt shade her stick figures to Olivers liking.
He really is the worst.
Even Hodgins (who doesnt realize whose report card hes studying) thinks the ink looks different.
Brennan resists, but lets be real: The blood of Max Keenan runs in Christines veins.
I would not put it past a Brennan child to forge a document.
But his victory is short-lived because the most obvious explanation wins out: Christines teacher ran out of ink.
Not one scientist thought of that one.
Its dangerous to spend too much time dealing with scandals; you lose touch with the real world.
