How many times exactly can a seahorse necklace be a crucial plot point though?

Once upon a time it was such a privilege to be a Rayburn.

John flashes back to ~dreamy~ teenage John and Danny.

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Do you guys know how much those shirts even cost?

Anyway, John flashes back as Nolan and Evangeline move Nolan out of Johns house.

Ironically, Marco warns Meg about John without knowing that Meg is the real brains.

In a complete twist, we catch up with Chelsea hanging out with Mama OBannon.

Shes puffing on a cigarette as Chelsea preps her pill schedule.

I know its a bit off focus, but Mama OBannon is my world.

I would be v. down to share a few Nattys with Mama.

The fun is ruined though when Marco shows up to question Eric.

He does give one little nugget for Marco to run with: ask Jane about the seahorse necklace.

No ones down with Marco though.

Meg goes over to John to figure out what went down between him and Marco.

Thats when Meg comes clean about releasing the information about Aguirre.

She also tells John about Marcos involvement in Aguirres domestic assault.

Too bad John already knew.

Meg says that she just cant release that information.

Hes doesnt take it well.

But why stay in a hotel when you could stay at the RAYBURN INN?!

Eve and Nolan seem super pumped to get involved and be apart of the daily goings-on.

Diana says, Im glad hes gone.

Youd like to think she meant Danny, but she actually meant Nolan.

Way harsh, Di.

Either way, Harsh Di is way more fun than Carefree Diana.

The next day, John goes and visits a bearded man.

Marco comes to see Jane at school.

(Aside: Seriously, how many people are allowed to pick her up from school?)

From afar, Angry Di watches the whole thing go down, but it looked pretty innocent.

Back on the beach, Nolan is raking the sand just like Danny used to.

Marco takes the little knowledge he got from Jane and ODirtbag and heads back to the sheriff.

BAD NEWS, YALL.

Marco brushes it off though because he has bigger plans.

His intentions are becoming more and more apparent, but Gilberts?

But it still makes absolutely no sense why he cares so much.

ODirtbag opens up and tells Ozzy about how hes talked to the cops, which totally ruins bro time.

Meanwhile, Beardy McDreamboat (Hank) calls back with information into that secret camera.

Apparently hes bad news.

YOU DO YOU, KEVVY.

Its amazing what a brush can do.

Nolan is being respectful.

Evangeline has put on pants.

In a real dark twist, we get to see some pictures of drowned Danny.

We also see that seersucker blazer of nightmares.

Marco is lining up all of his facts and figures with full intention of pouncing on John.

But Johns working on a plan of his own.

Desperate, Marco calls ODirtbag and leaves him a message that he needs information to give him immunity.

ODirtbag flashes back to the day of the murder, leaving Danny behind.

Gilbert shows up to pick up paperwork from Kevin, but Kevin seems a bit nervous.

He assures Gilbert though that hes ready to sign on with him and passes the papers over.

He says theyll go out for dinner to celebrate and that hell hear from him soon.

It seems super loaded.

Evangeline meets up with Ozzy and shares some of that hush money that Meg gave him.

Ozzy tells her that she really worked that situation, but Evangeline says that theyre her family.

As for Meg, shell just have to deal with it.

And then theres Kevin.

CAN WE NOT GIVE KEVIN A BREAK?

Marco says that its not going to end well for either of them.

But we also see Ozzys car come through, as well as ODirtbags van.

May the seahorse necklace be ever in your favor.