The only question Dre has when it comes to a lesbian wedding is who takes whose last name?

Eventually even Rhonda gets in on the debate and surprisingly takes her mothers side.

Its not to honor Earl; its to honor herself.

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She only cares about them sharing one particular name: wife.

When Dre and Bow met, Dre was nothing.

But Dre realizes now that he doesnt need a last name to prove Bow believes in him.

Junior and Zoe taunt them about being too old for their usual ring bearer and flower girl duties.

RUBY

BEST QUOTES OF THE NIGHT

The lesbians are coming.

Rubys Paul Revere moment

153 percent of women take their husbands last names.

Dres incorrect, implausible statistics

I dont see why this is an issue.

I just want you to do what 179 percent of women do when they get married.

What size are you?

Daphne

Rainbow didnt take your name, but she sure did take your balls.

Daphne just being Wanda Daphne

I couldnt afford to burn my bra.

I only have the one!

Rubys arguments against feminism

So youre trusting Jack and Junior to take on your lineage?

That feels right to you?

Diane speaking the truth

Ruby:Im gonna beat the black off of you.

Diane:Can you really do that?

Bow:Oh, no sweetie.

Ruby, naming lesbians, to relate to Sharon presumably?

Ruby:No, baby, Im talking about feminists.

Rhonda:Oh they really do hate men, and I dont know how they feel about tuna.

Bow:Feminists do NOT hate men!

We actually love tuna.