In the wake of Jozea’s downfall, the new players work to find their footing
Look up.
Look at the heavens, yall.
Do you see it?
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Jozea isnt up there.
Do you know why?
Because he was a false prophet.
After our first eviction, Jozea the self-proclaimed messiah is done.
But lets not make assumptions lets just focus on whats going on now.
The last time we saw our babies, they were fighting for immunity.
Well, everyone except for Natalie, because shes about as agile as a weeble-wobble with vertigo.
Corey falls off next, though, knocking the Freakazoids out.
That all leads to Codys slightly more aggressive brother, Paulie, winning HOH.
Its both the most annoying yet predictable plan of action possible for Victor.
You do you, baby boy.
Personally, Im rooting for a Zakiyah/James showmance, but Im just spitballing.
At first glance, its a bit surprising because… wheres Victor?
Almost immediately, Bronte is off the Paul/Victor train.
And like, I know hes the worst.
I know he made a poor decision siding with Jozea.
But, like… Im strangely into Paul with the Good Beard, in my own way.
Can you imagine how many snacks you’ve got the option to hide in that beard?
BEAR WITH ME, OKAY.
Apparently, last year he spent more than $600 on Christmas decorations… let that sink in.
From this moment on, he shall be referred to as Christmas Corey.
But not even Santa Claus can save you from the BB Roadkill RV.
Thats right… if youre literally able to add numbers up to 18, you could win.
Unfortunately, no one from this season ever passed anything past algebra (even Bronte!).
Except for Victor, that is.
Victor immediately tells Paulie he won, because Victor is a disaster-and-a-half when it comes to playingBig Brother.
Go do some crunches or eat celery or just… focus on your breathing.
Ugh, these people exhaust me.
She joins Paul with the Good Beard and Bronte on the couch for her week of nomination shame.
