If you listen closely, it almost sounds like it can talk.
If you focus your eyes on the horizon, it almost looks like a person.
A tall, handsome, empty-eyed person, quick to smile and slow on the uptake.
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But you laugh and shake your head.
Youve been watchingBig Brotherall summer.
Youre pretty sure youd know if there was a tall doofus named Corey on the show.
Yet mass hysteria reigns inside theBig Brotherhouse.
Paul is furious to find himself on the block and demands some answers from the Natalie-Big Meech-James power trio.
Meech knows they did the right thing; she has Pauls number down.
He has lied to my face countless times, she says.
But Natalie doesnt have the same backbone.
Her mission starts drifting.
Paul pulls a Kenobi on her, convincing her the real enemies are Nicole and Corey.
Its not too long before Natalies crying into the blankets of her throne bed.
I never shouldve won HOH, she declares.
Its okay, Paul tells her.
Shes got a new plan, though.
Shes not gunning for Paul; shes gunning for Corey.
A true backdoor, an old-fashioned backstab.
Meanwhile, Paul continues on his warpath.
He demands Nicole confess Confess!
that it wasshewho put him on the block, that it wasshewho is the author of all his pain.
I never made up one thing about you, Paul.
The conversation goes something like this:
Paul:You lied!
Nicole:I didnt lie!
Corey:[dance-stripping] Hey guys, its time for me to take off my Patriotard!
Hahaha, what a classic story arc this Patriotard has been for ol Corey!
Theyll put some of these Patriotard moments in theBig BrotherHall of Fame!
Paul:Im on the block right now because of you!
Nicole:Youre on the block because youre a good player!
Whoops, there goes my pants!
Gosh, there go my socks!
Paul:I thinkyourea good player!
Nicole:What in my two seasons ofBig Brotherwould make anyone think that?
Corey:[now completely naked, doing backflips and somersaults] Im Corey!
A human being, just like you!
I can prove it, I swear!
And on, and on, and on.
But Paul should be careful.
Confident he has a way off the block, he falls asleep in the HOH throne bed.
My initial instinct to target Paul was the right one, she says.
NEXT: Paul talks about the weather
Theres a superstorm blowing into theBig Brotherhouse!
The houseguests are informed that throughout the night, theyll be woken up by news alerts.
Its a classic stay up all night and memorize stuff Veto Competish, and Paul is ready for it.
He collects his current alliance together in the HOH throne bed, demanding they repeat every news item.
So its veto time, and the whole gang gets involved, with special news nicknames!
Everyone has to report from within a fake storm system.
Victor has some trouble reading the teleprompter Columbus clouds?
Its Paul who wins the Veto.
She wants to send Nicole packing.
She has the returning players number down.
I see her winning, she says.
The people who winBig Brotherarent people that win comps, arent the loud people, arent people in showmances.
Its the fricking people who sit in corners and dont involve themselves in anything.
Hold on a second; is Michelle the most brilliant player left in the game?
She seems to have decodedBig Brotherbetter than almost anyone in the house.
But her fellow players push hard for Corey.
And its ultimately Corey up on the block, next to Victor.
Will the backdoor-Corey plan continue?
And even if they expel Corey, that wouldnt be the end.
Tomorrow brings the Jury Buyback and a potential return for whoever gets evicted.
Imagine if Victor gets kicked out, again, and then returns, again.
