There are some things you wish you could take back.
Tonight is like our own less-quirky version of(500) Days of Summer.
When we left off, Big Meech was scream-crying because she was blindsided by staying around.
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But the way we got there is via the game-change-train Queen Natalie is conducting.
Zakiyah, lacking any perspective, takes Paulie into the Nairobi room and divulges everything Natalie said.
Paulie then explains he doesnt like Jersey girls, but Natalie persists.
Natalie then reports to James, letting him know everything Paulie has said.
Thats not how metaphors work.
The best part is watching Paul and Victor share a bag of Cheetos Puffs.
Man, I sure could use some Cheetos Puffs.
LETS JUMP FORWARD, THOUGH.
He immediately announces hes not voting out Michelle and neither is anyone else.
Paulie runs to Paul immediately and puts him on blast.
In short, Paulie is spiraling.
Paul and Victor are more flexible on alliances than I was on lunch-table invitations in middle school.
And Zakiyah isdefinitelygoing home.
Its a visual competition that requires you to challenge competitors.
James beats Michelle in the first round, so he places Nicole against Paul.
Nicole is screechy and upset.
The former is a given, but its fun to say.
Paul beats Nicole and places Natalie against Victor.
This all continues until Victor ends up in the final round against Paul, and somehow… Victor wins?
We haveclearlyunderestimated the power of Victor in this house.
The Puerto Rican sensation is literally having the time of his life.
Everyone is psyched because everyone loves Victor, the man they blindsided in a vote of 9-1.
Guess who doesnt have to worry at all this week, though?
This weeks recipient of Americas Care Package.
Nicole is safe for the week and always gets to wear a nifty unitard to let everyone know it.
I have feelings about this choice, but you do you, America.
You always seem to anyway.
Butthisweek, Victor turns his keys to actually reveal Paulie and Coreys faces.
Paulie seems devastated, but Corey doesnt seem to know whats going on.
There are no beads, but the scheme is painful.
Lord, here we go.
What are your thoughts?
Ready to see the more brazen Calafiore hit the road, or do you hope he makes a comeback?
And what about Queen Natalie?
I know its not Ben Afflecks best movie, but guys, Natalie is here to play.
Well see how it all shakes out on Wednesday.
