It all feels a littleHunger Games-y this week, am I right?
Care packages sent via parachute through the sky.
And volunteering for tribute status.
Credit: CBS
May the odds be ever in the favor of whoevers smart enough tonotnominate themselves.
Paulie gives up almost immediately, throws the competition and gets the first score of 6.
Meanwhile, theres players like DaVonne who feel absolutely desperate to win.
And then theres Natalie, who literally picked up a ball for the first time tonight.
After her elimination, Paulie lets Bridgette know hes going to watch out for her (??)
because thats what he told Frank he would do (?!).
Nicole and DaVonne root against each other because Regina just cant forgive Gretchen for talking about her nose job.
And the bottom four are have-nots.
In Pauls HOH room, we get to see Paulwithouta beard.
It makes no damn sense, but then again, neither has her game.
Of course, they mean DaVonne, which was Paulies plan after all.
I mean, I get it in my own way, Ive always kind of been low-key into Paul.
But the transition is a little bit strange, to say the least.
However, once a houseguest receives a care package, they may not receive another one.
Natalie is super pumped because ~she loves presents!~ And DaVonne is excited because sheneeds safety.
But low and behold, Natalie gets the first package containing socks, floss, and a Never-Not pass.
Shes so excited, which is not a far venture from her usual attitude, but still.
James is pumped, too, because apparently a happy woman equals a happy man.
You know whos not a happy woman?
Do you know why?
Because she volunteered to be a pawn.
Wanna hear the even more hilarious part?
WHAT GAME IS THIS WOMAN PLAYING, YALL?
Lets go back and review the definition of a pawn… okay, good.
In the midst of all that, Pauls non-sexual boyfriend, Paulie, agrees to go on the block.
Remember that thing I said earlier in the recap about these people playing smart?
The first key is turned and Bridgettes face appears.
She seems relatively unfazed because this is old hat to her.
The next key reveals Pauls lover, Paulie, whos only on the block for veto purposes.
Let me know your thoughts!
And if it comes to Da and Bridgette, who do you want to go home?
