The most predictable elimination, the least impactful loss
Let me be frank.
That is to say: This years golden egg is spoiled.
Long live a bicameral legislature of millennials spending their summer on a reality show!

Credit: CBS
The answer: Frank, obviously.
1:Michelle is unhinged.
Fans, eat your heart out, maybe.
3:This weeks twisty #ButFirst, which actually has some relevance to the eviction at hand.
After his eviction, Franks envelope is opened live on-air and its a sad, withered one-way ticket.
So its official Franks outie.
(The rest of the potentially life-saving envelopes expire Aug. 18, by the way.)
Quote of the Week:I at least wanted to hang out with you on jury!
Michelle weeping to Frank/the unfeeling gods of Otevs past
Second-Best Quote of the Week:A cootie tah.
Frank, trying to pronounce coup detat