The most predictable elimination, the least impactful loss

Let me be frank.

That is to say: This years golden egg is spoiled.

Long live a bicameral legislature of millennials spending their summer on a reality show!

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Credit: CBS

The answer: Frank, obviously.

1:Michelle is unhinged.

Fans, eat your heart out, maybe.

3:This weeks twisty #ButFirst, which actually has some relevance to the eviction at hand.

After his eviction, Franks envelope is opened live on-air and its a sad, withered one-way ticket.

So its official Franks outie.

(The rest of the potentially life-saving envelopes expire Aug. 18, by the way.)

Quote of the Week:I at least wanted to hang out with you on jury!

Michelle weeping to Frank/the unfeeling gods of Otevs past

Second-Best Quote of the Week:A cootie tah.

Frank, trying to pronounce coup detat