Jozea is risen
Category Four, Freakazoids, Big Sister, Team Unicorn, Spy Girls, Eight Pack.
So many teams, so many alliances.
Who can keep track?
Credit: CBS
Jozea is in charge.
Jozea runs this house.
Jozea is all, all is Jozea.
Who rules the majority?
Me, responds Jozea.
Nothing gets past Jozea.
There is nothing besides Jozea; there is nothingbut Jozea.
As the house recovers from the shock of the Roadkill nominee Paul!
Jozea isnt recovering; he feels no shock.
It was Michelle, he says, no doubt in his mind.
Definitely Michelle, he repeats.
Theres a specal place in the dark shadows ofBig Brotherhistory for the supernova personalities.
They shine too bright, too early.
Maybe they implode, banished into the shadowlands outside the jury house, never to be heard from again.
(See: DaVonne, turning a few weeks inBig Brother17into a starring role inBig Brother 18.)
Jozea is exploding, all right, but not in the way he might like to be.
At the Veto competition, Paul the Beard wins, removing himself from the block.
For some reason, this convinces Jozea of the rightness of his crusade.
Hes still in danger but hes already taking a victory lap.
Im CEO, in my mind.
I feel like Im the Messiah.
We are all sisters and brothers.
Im preaching like Obama.
Im only one brain.
Does he have a chance?
Can he survive this week?
No, you think, impossible.
He declares war on the returning players, and then considers welcoming Frank into his alliance.
No way Jozea can survive this week.
Well… theres a shot.
Shes putting her team ahead of her group, said Paul.
When Jozea calls his big, top-secret, wildly public house meeting, the Spy Girls hatch a plan.
While Bronte heads to Jozeas meeting, Bridgette heads upstairs.
Brontes got a plan.
So she strolls into the Have-Not room and listens to Jozea, and when Jozea asks her Wheres Bridgette?
Bronte mathematically declares Shes upstairs listening!
CUT TO: DaVonne, Zakiyah, and James, ears all perking up at once.
But the damage is done.
At the worst possible moment, too.
Frank has a decision to make.
The Roadkill winner doesnt have too many people to choose from when it comes to nominating Pauls replacement.
Bridgettes an easy pick: A pawn from the other side.
Or is she just a pawn?
How much more can Jozea poison the waters in the days before the eviction?
Jozea: We hardly knew ye.
