I didnt know what happened in there, and honestly, I didnt need to find out.
Maybe if I did, Id have a better grasp on whats happening this week onBig Brother.
Whats an eight pack?
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Would I be better at getting undressed at warp speed if I had practiced changing with my classmates?
We open up back at the nomination ceremony, with Jozea 100-percent confident hes not going home.
DaVonne runs to tell Nicole about his arrogance, but Jozea isnt far behind.
He pops in to talk to Nicole about how hes not one to beg for safety.
Essentially, no progress was made for Nicole and Jozeas BFF-ship.
If won, your victory allows you to nominate someone (anonymously!)
to be a third nominee for the week.
and thats when they point it out themselves.
Zakiyah is game because she sees how bonkers these new players are.
Next up is Michelle, who practically throws herself into DaVonnes lap.
They name themselves the Eight Pack because nothing can be enacted without an obnoxious name.
I made an alliance with myself while sitting on my couch and named it Pony Keg.
It also turns out that Zakiyah wears her socks in all circumstances, naked or not.
Frank lies his way out of being targeted because life is funny like that.
No less than 20 feet away, Tiffany watches them form an alliance, which is ultimately rule no.
1 of making an alliance: bekind ofsecret about it.
Its a weird bathing suit/underwear thing that pixilates their nether regions.
Its essentially the last straw between this show transforming from a competition-based/social-challenge show to soft-core porn.
And that leaves us with so many questions!
Will Jozea, Messiah of Studio Stage 18, be able to flip enough followers to stay safe?
Does Paul with the Good Beard have any tricks in his face mane that could save him?
Who will win the POV?
Im going to go on a run and think about all the Doritos I ate during this episode.
