Things tend to escalate rather quickly on theBig Brotherestate, and this year is no different.
A brief refresher on the three big twists of the premiere: Twist no.
3 was not much of a twist at all there would be an elimination during premiere week.

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Theres Victor, doing some dancing!
And Jozea, also doing some dancing!
And whoa, could it be, is that Paulie, dancing?
The Freakazoids are facing off in the seasons first (or, maybe, only?
Im still not sure) Hit the Road competition.
Tiffany comes up second, and then shockingly theres a photo-finish tie between Glenn and Corey.
Enjoy cribbage and trying to understand Snapchat.
she asks sheepishly/brilliantly and earns the first HOH crown of the summer.
Oh man, I forgot how much I missed DaVonne.
But this is the first week!
Poor, sweet, beautiful Paulie, with eyes so blue and abs Reese Witherspoon could hike between.
Its unclear why Paulie seems to readily be up for the challenge without much resistance.
Codys gonna kill me, he says when Nicole puts him and Jozea up on the block.
And there is absolutely no need to incept him because, yeah, duh.
The weeks worst quote:Im gonna have all sorts of things in my beard.
Paul, remarking on the slop of the Have-Nots