The Force is strong with this one Sheldon and Amy finally make Wookiee!
The proton torpedo has been fired.
The rebel base has been targeted.
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Light speed was achieved.
Thats right, people Sheldon and Amy had coitus.
Talk about a big bang!
Fans have been wondering for years if this would ever happen.
Few could have predicted that Sheldon would choose to do the deed on opening night of the newStar Warsmovie.
Naturally the epic date falls on Amys birthday.
The decision to choose Amy over his pre-purchased movie ticket did cause a lot of anxiety.
He has three ideas:
1.
A chance for her to play the harp with the Los Angeles Philharmonic.
He has no idea if this is even a thing, but it sounds good.
An all-expenses paid trip to the Wisconsin Wool and Sheep Festival.
She would be going alone
3.
They quickly squash the harp and sheep business, in favor of a romantic night.
Sheldon is convinced: The best birthday present he can give Amy are his genitals.
With this astonishing news, Penny and Bernadette drop hints during their birthday preparations with Amy.
They suggest a nice bikini wax or watching dirty movies so they can answer questions about copulation.
Amy demands they tell her whats going on.
before taking her friends up on their waxing offer.
That night, Professor Obi-Wan visits Sheldon in his sleep again.
This time Sheldon is concerned about the physical act of making love.
When the Professor begins to explain the mechanics (using the term bloomers), Sheldon stops him.
He understands the biology but is afraid of being overwhelmed by the act itself.
The wise Jedi tells Sheldon that if its the right person, it will be okay.
The big day finally comes.
Howard, Raj, and Leonard eagerly count down the minutes in the movie theater.
Wil Wheaton shows up wearing aStar Trekuniform shouting, Live long, and suck it!
to any naysayers booing him from the audience.
He warns the boys not to get too excited just in case the movie is a complete disaster.
Remember Jar Jar Binks?
Amy is also eagerly counting the minutes to her big day.
Sheldon arrives and suggests they go out for a nice dinner.
Amy wants him to give her his gift first.
She eventually breaks, explaining that she knows that her gift is intimacy.
Sheldon asks her if thats alright, and she responds with a huge kiss.
In true Sheldon form, he asks for a verbal confirmation, as well.
She confesses that she has waited for this for so long and has built it up in her head.
(The scene cuts to Leonard admitting the exact same thing in the movie theater.)
Sheldon gently reminds Amy that hes never done this before, either.
They can figure it out together.
Weve known for seasons that Amy has always desired a physical relationship with Sheldon.
Theoretical Laugher:
Penny: Lets recap our options.
Sheldon: I think they say junk.
Professor Proton: What is happening with this world?
Professor Proton: I was just curious.
How did it go?
Sheldon: It was amazing.
I saw it a few days later.
Professor Proton: Well, what about Amy?
Sheldon: She liked it fine.
But she doesnt have the history with the franchise like I do.
Professor Proton: Good talk.
