Has Sheldon found Amy 2.0?
Gird your loins people of Pasadena.
Sheldon Cooper is officially on the dating scene and looking for an intelligent girl he can blissfully ignore.
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Heres hoping a few good ones are trolling Craigslist tonight, searching for the scientist they cant live without.
Sheldon believes finding another girlfriend is going to be a piece of cake.
Howard and Raj did it for him once, so he enlists them to do it again.
Then he waits patiently for Amy 2.0 to walk through his door.
A knock at the door startles everyone.
The fact that an attractive girl stands on the other side is equally surprising.
She was drawn to the man whose clues had to be translated from Klingon to ancient Sanskrit.
Sheldon thanks her for playing before shutting the door in her face.
Thats what you get for missing the deadline.
Speaking of Amy, shes on date No.
3 with the mysterious Dave (guest star Stephen Merchant).
Hes tall, hes a math nerd, and hes British!
Penny and Bernadette are dying to know more about Dave, so they spy on Amy in the restaurant.
And since marriage is all about compromise, Leonard unwillingly tags along.
Amy shares that shes been in one long-term relationship with a physicist.
When she mentions Sheldon by name, Dave goes nuts.
Amy decides to end the night early.
Dave does not pick up on her signals.
Instead, he asks if she can arrange for him to meet the great Sheldon Cooper.
That would be a no, Dave.
She storms outside only to find Bernadette, Penny, and Leonard standing by Bernadettes crashed car.
In her haste to make a quick getaway from Amy, Bernadette reversed directly into Daves parked car.
Instead of being mad, Dave is over the moon that he is meeting Leonard Hofstadter face-to-face.
His geek flag is flying tonight.
Amy can do better.
Theoretical Laughter:
Sheldon:I think of my time with Amy as a stick of Fruit Stripe gum.
Sweet and enjoyable at first, but ultimately a flavorless lump of sadness.
Sheldon:No one does a better job of pretending to be a person than I do.
Siri comes close, but I know more jokes.
Howard:Opposites attract.
Sheldon:By that logic, I should be with someone who is short, dull, and needy.
I cant shake a stick around here without hitting that.
Amy:Some say the sexiest organ is the brain.
Penny:No one bought me drinks at a bar because my brain popped out of my shirt.
