Sheldon gives Sweden a thumbs down, while Amy gives a guy named Dave a big thumbs up.
Watch out, Sweden.
The guys rush to Barry Kripkes office to borrow a few dozen gallons of helium.
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Kripke gently answers, Hell no.
As luck would have it, Wolowitz knows a guy.
Leonard reaches out to the contact and is able to secure a tank big enough for their experiment.
Leonard convinces him that everything will be okay.
No one will ever find out.
Sheldon introduces himself as Skippy Cavanaugh, a wedding planner who cant find love.
Both are unwilling to make the first exchange.
What if Leonard gives the guy the money and he drives away?
What if the guy gives them the helium and they dive away?
The helium guy notes that they have reached a stalemate.
Sheldon schools the helium guy on the proper use of the word stalemate.
This morphs into a dazzling conversation dissecting the difference between reaching an impasse and a Mexican standoff.
Meet Kenneth Fitzgerald (played by the wonderful Michael Rapaport).
Skippy demands that Kenneth give them the helium, or he will turn Kenneth into the authorities.
Its a perfect example of how a Mexican standoff works.
Sheldon congratulates him on another great example.
In other news, Stuart has discovered a new dating app.
With a simple thumbs up or thumbs down, he can hook up with any girl within a five-mile-radius.
Bernadette and Penny think this would be perfect for Amy.
Stuart loads the app on Amys phone and Penny gets lost in a sea of potential suitors.
Raj and Howard join the fun and Find Amy a Date becomes an official drinking game.
Penny hooks the phone up to the TV so everyone can see.
Shirtless dudes are worth one sip.
Guys with animals are worth two.
The entire group must chug their beers if a guy is shirtless WITH an animal.
The entire group cheers in excitement.
It turns out Amy doesnt need Fake Tinder to help her find a man.
Shes found three on her own and one wants to take her out again!
Who is this Dave and will we eventually get to meet him?
Will Sheldon infiltrate the relationship?
Will Skippy offer to plan their wedding?
I cant decide if I want Dave to be a thumbs up or down.
Im still rooting for The Shamy.
Theoretical Laughter
So was she homeless or framing him for a crime?
Pennyasking about Stuarts date
Sheldon:Youre taking advantage of us?
We clarified nomenclature together.
Kenneth:I enjoy semantics digressions a much as the next guy, but this is business.
