Almost six decades after we met Charlton Heston as Judah Ben-Hur, were off to the chariot races again.

A fresh take onBen-Hurthat is more noble, dweeby, and neutered than a Sunday school in South Dakota.

As for the 1959 films iconic chariot scene?

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Credit: Philippe Antonello

You may be better off rewatching the original on YouTube.

Check out McGoverns full reviewhere, and read on for what other critics thought ofBen-Hur(opening Friday).

Of casting lightweights in the leading roles?

Of laying a wailing modern pop song over the end credits?

It didnt need to be subtle; it worked as mythological machismo.

Its become a chariot of mire.

Ignatiy Vishnevetsky (The AV Club)

Bear withBen-Hur.