Robert Cohen’s underdog documentary features Mike Myers, Michael J.
Fox, William Shatner, and Rush.
Do you know when Thanksgiving is?
Of course you do.
Its the fourth Thursday of November.
Thanksgiving was actually yesterday, the second Monday of October.
You probably didnt know that.
Because you dont know a lot of things about Canada.
For example, what isthe capital?
Who isthe Prime Minister?
Its okay, well wait while you press those links.
(Its located in Alberta, which, yes, is a real place.)
and How could Canada make such bad TV?
It really was trying to put an end to this pervasive problem that I and other Canadians had experienced.
Cohen recounts the story of when he relocated to California in the late-80s.
On the ticket, he wrote that I was from Atlantis.
I told him I was actually from Alberta.
He said I was from Atlantis and he had never heard of a place called Alberta.
And when I explained where Alberta was, he said he was more comfortable with Atlantis.
and he said, Yes.
He refused to believe that Alberta existed.
What did Cohen glean from his cross-Canada trek?
He politely agreed, because thats what Canadians do.
Answer: Do you know Greg in Toronto?
Question: What does every non-Canadian ask when they learn youre Canadian.
Sadly, I do.)
Its pointless, and all parties quickly give up in shame.
I told them, A dog sled with a flamethrower on the front.
The fire didnt freak out the dogs?
Why do non-Canadians constantly tell us they have come up with the greatest beaver joke ever?
Free tip for all non-Canadians.
With all due respect, did the economic collapse score over 1,000 goals and win 4 Stanley Cups?
