Without twins,The Shiningwouldve been a lot less scary.
Without twins, every Mary-Kate and Ashley movie wouldve consisted of either the tomboy OR the girly girl.
And without twins,Paradisewouldve delivered another boring episode.
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But thankfully, Emily and Haley kept that from happening.
Fun, right?!
While the episode plays up the whole which direction will Jaimi swing?
And just like that, that mystery is solved!
She then pulls Christen aside and everyones all, Gasp!
The bisexual and the virgin!
CAN YOU IMAGINE?!
Actually yes, because theyre friends, and their sexual history does not define them.
I mean, it MUST be interesting.
Talk about some good stories!!!
After all that, Jaimi says she doesnt even consider herself bisexual; she prefers fluid.
Meanwhile, Dom is all, Jaimis very different than me.
OH MY GOD WE GET IT.
Before I lose my mind, lets get to the twins portion of the show.
(Hint: It means they wont steal anyones men.
Also, it means theyre men?)
First up, Amanda pulls her besties aside to update them on the situation.
Turns out, that special edition Deanie Baby that Emily wants?
And so is Derek (who has no fun nickname because his personality is so painfully bland).
Next up, Scallops is taking over Gotham City!
Whose is better, you ask?
Haley, they answer in unison, before Haley clarifies, Hers is still wonderful.
This all begs the question: What do they think makes a good vagina?
Nope, lets not.
Giving in, Haley asks out Jack mostly because Derek is currently nestled in Taylors bosom.
But Emilys not giving up so easily.
What does the card say?
So what, hed go on a date if it was skydiving but not if it was dancing?!
Leaving him no choice…Dean still says no.
But Emily knows what she wants.
As for D. Lo, Haley says shes hot if you enjoy talking to a wall.
Okay, back to the twins.
After they get ready, Jack decides hed rather spend more time with Christen than be somebodys fourth choice.
So, while Tickle asks, Which one of you is mine?
who says chivalry is dead??
And the twins are angry.
No, theyre livid!
No, theyre…out of synonyms for angry.
F everybody here, they yell as they storm out of paradise.
Throwing some perfectly good scallops on the ground.
But Jacks not too worried.
He claims they can head home, watchFrozen, and play with their fidget spinners.
Wait, did Jack just insult somebody?
Was that a hint of personality I just saw?!
There might be hope for him after all.
Also, the twins just wasted the last of the scallops.
Whats the bigger loss?
Ill let you decide.
I will see you all next week for the finale.
If you need me before then, Ill be writingBachelorGothamcrossover fanfic.
Turns out, Jim Gordon is a big fan of twins.
