Wells arrives in paradise, but can he save Jared from Ashley’s tears?
ALL of her knowledge doesnt come from one movie.
It comes from two!
Credit: ABC/Rick Rowell
The other?The Lion King.
Or rather, theBachelorproducers decide to cut Jared a break and send in Wells.
Talk about a meet cute!
Listen to this:
Wells: Your Instagram account is phenomenal.
Ashley: Yours is really good, too, because like, theres a lot of dogs in it.
I wonder if she learned about them in her history of rock n roll class.
After Wells and Ashley feed a stray dog, Wells goes in for the kill and kisses her.
while Lace does everything in her power to push Grant away.
After Lace jokingly tells Carl they should get to know each other, Grant loses his mind.
Hes done being disrespected.
Interesting stuff, right?
You mean, CAN SHE TASTE THE CHEWED-UP SKITTLES IN YOUR MOUTH?!
Just like that, Josh heads back to his twin bed to chew gum all night long.
As she puts it, How did I fall in love with the penis man?
Dude, lets reevaluate some things, shall we?
And now, its rose-ceremony time:
Carly gives her rose to erection Evan.
Ashley gives her rose to Wells.
Jen gives her rose to Nick.
Izzy gives her rose to Brett.
Caila gives her rose to Jared.
Lace gives her rose to Grant.
Amanda gives her rose to Josh.
And that means Carl, Ryan, and Daniel will all leave with them.
They dont trust his intentions.
After Amanda tells Josh repeatedly that she doesnt want to talk, he pulls her aside to talk.
TRY LISTENING, GUY.
Josh, angry theyre giving Andis book more press, decides to take the matter to the people.
Calling everyone down, he wants to know who has been talking about him behind his back.
Nick quickly admits he was the twins source and that he has his concerns.
The only person left standing at Nicks side by the end of it?
Evan, the ultimate bully hater.
After all, it wasnt Nick who went to Amanda.
(Read: Shes not done with his body yet.)
Wow, how perceptive of you, Wells.
After all, they both studied broadcast journalism, so what more of a connection could you need?
By the time Ashley wakes up, Wells is already on the date.
I mean, what are the chances theyre going to hit it off?
She goes to Jared and tells him shes going home.
And at this point, I wish I could go home, too.
Because home is free of Ashley I.s cry face.
