Rubys certainly wasting no time conjuring her coming Hell storm.
Ash grabs for his chainsaw, but so, too, does Amanda, and she gets there first.
Amanda delivers the classic Deadite threat shes going to swallow his soul!
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And then Ruby grabs Pablo and disappears down into the fruit cellar.
The trailer, where hes getting stoned with Lucy, and she asks him to read her poetry.
Ash, nearly gleeful at the idea, is beginning to think this all might have been a dream.
So you want to control all these demons like the Godfather?
Yeah, well, I hated that movie.
Too long and boring and not enough boobies.
Im more of aDeath Wishkind of guy.
But Ruby has a powerful tool of persuasion at her disposal.
She proposes a truce, offering Ash the undo button hes long desired.
Meaning Jacksonville, a normal life, no more demon-slaying.
And thats when a cockroach crawls out of Heathers shorts onto her leg followed by hundreds more.
Suddenly, an eye appears in the wall, watching them, and Kelly attacks it with a hatchet.
The cabin, however, is not pleased.
One promptly slithers up the wall and out of the cellar.
A door stands open revealing an ominous red light.
Technically, though Ash hasnt failed yet, anyway.
Even when Ash notices the creature, he cant bring himself to shoot it.
Which gives it a distinct advantage.
The boy(?)
launches itself at Ash with a scream and tries to tear his flesh with its sharp teeth.
It inflicts some pretty painful-looking damage, too, before Ash manages to blast it to bits.
Increasingly desperate, Kelly finds a gas canister and a flare and lights the cabin on fireit works.
The door and shutters open.
Pablo nearly kills Ash, but Kelly rushes in and wrestles him to the ground.
I just gotta know did you lose weight?
He grabs the dagger, and slashes Ruby with it.
Evidently,thatshow you do some real damage.
Ruby agrees though not to the money.
Im not a bank, she tells Ash.
Looks like that trip to Jacksonville might have to wait a little bit longer.
