Did Ash somehow wander into an episode ofThe Walking Dead?

(Thats the spirit!)

The girls got a point.

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The militia leader tells them that yep!

You guys are survivalists?

Heres how you survive.

Give us our weapons back and get the f out of our way.

The gang flees the militia, but only Pablo and Kelly get away.

Who was this woman, he asks?

(That return didnt take long!)

She finds Ashs hand gone, but shes still got that ceremonial dagger in the glove compartment.

(Obviously, because where else would you keep your ceremonial dagger?)

The duo cleverly uses the labyrinth set-up to give Lem the slip.

She kicks him in the privates as Pablo emerges from the trees and takes his weapon.

Theyre feeling very clever, until his pal emerges and pointshisgun at Pablo.

Looks like hes found his signature weapon!

Well just blow the ahole up, Ash says, but Amanda has a better idea.

Danger seemingly gone they very nearly kiss(!

), but are interrupted when Kelly calls down to them to ask if theyre still alive.

Amanda instructs the survivalists to cut themselves free and get far away from the site.

As they head out, Ash confesses that each of them has a special place in his heart.

When the three friends turn to deliver a (most likely) sarcastic response, hes gone.

Guess hes gonna go it alone back at the cabin after all.

Which is surely where hes headed next, though at least one part of him is there already.

In the last scene, Ashs severed hand is crawling toward the beckoning door.