Ash faced his own troubled past tonight, going back to the cabin where it all began.
At least he made it out alive, which is more than we can say for…
Amanda.
Its an especially sad turn of events considering that she shouldnt have even been there in the first place.
Credit: Starz
Sorry, Tweety, nothing survives around here, he says, just as the creature suddenly reanimates.
As a matter of reflex, he throws it, smashing its body against a tree.
Strapping on the chainsaw, grabbing his shotgun, he announces, Honey, Im home.
A little on edge are we?
Well, hes not good at them, for starters, plus everyone dies at the cabin.
F the rules, Amanda replies.
Im going to help you end this.
(Really, Amanda?
Could you possibly reconsider?)
I did cut my own hand off with a chainsaw, though.
The severed skull of his ex-girlfriend, obviously.
I put her head in a vise, and I cut it with a chainsaw.
She did have a rockin bod though.
Meanwhile, Pablo and Kelly are wandering lost through the woods, walking in circles.
NEXT: Ash wants a fresh start … or does he?
They insist that they are fine they have pepper spray!
(Anyone want to bet well be seeing those travelers again?)
Back in the work shed, Ash braces for the encounter with his former lady love.
Long time no see, Linda, he announces.
Dont get up, just looking for a crowbar.
Which he finds, as the door slams closed.
(He calls for Amanda, but shes got troubles of her own.)
She also insists that the cop is going to die.
The blade seems to have otherworldly powers like searing the bindings flesh hmmm.
I work in a trailer trash discount store.
You think you could help me?
Amanda actually considers his proposal seriously, and they kiss.
Andthatswhen she notices that his evil hand has re-attached itself!
He plants the knife in the side of her neck.
Amanda stumbles into the next room and collapses, impaling herself on the deers antlers.
He bursts in to the cabin and finds Amanda bleeding and gasping for air.
He kneels beside her and tries to offer some vague reassurance, telling her its better where shes going.
And then, shes gone.
Pablo and Kelly arrive to find the gruesome scene.
Real Ash explains that his sinister doppelganger is to blame, and he goes looking for him.
The search doesnt take long.
Evil Ash counters with a blow to the kidneys; Real Ash goes after his foes fake teeth.
The grappling continues until each has the other by the throat with a pretty solid hold…
Guess well see who wins out next week.
Maybe Pablo and Kelly can help save the day?
