Amy Schumers bookThe Girl with the Lower Back Tattoois hilarious, tender, and at times heart wrenching.
Below, EW breaks down the best one-liners fromThe Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo.
For a full deep dive,see our review.

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On body image…
Im not the hottest chick in the room.
I would be like the third-hottest bartender at a Dave & Busters in Cincinnati.
On the regrettable fashion choices…
This calls for a zebra-print mini and a tube top!
On scrolling through a dating app geared toward creative people and celebrities… On her parents remarriages… On her first year in college…