Denial, denial, denial.
How much can a person rationalize the irrational?
Good idea, Lee.)
Credit: FX
Lee is spooked but girls will be girls!
If you didnt know, bonnets are THE item for people in the 1590s.
Everyone has a bonnet, from youngest baby to oldest living 36-year-old.
If you didnt have a bonnet, you wanted a bonnet.
you’re able to cool off with a bonnet!
Protect your head in a bonnet!
Use a bonnet to slowly weaken the fragile rehabilitated psyche of a mortal in the 21st century!
Decorate a bonnet with lace!
They are truly the most versatile.
NEXT: Theyre going to kill us.
And save me for last.
From Lees bonnet discovery, the horror gets worse.
He realizes its coming from inside (!)
But Priscilla has been scared away, right in the middle of a trade for Floras doll.
Its so she wouldnt kill us, Flora explains.
Theyre going to kill us.
And save me for last.
That same distressing myth that terrorized Cam fromModern Familyin season 1.
No, no, not Mitch.
Most notable, perhaps, is his focus on Miranda and Bridget Jane, our pair of creepy nurses.
Its a hospice designed for murder.
Well, technically, murde.
(Gagas wood nymph?
Or Kathy Bates inside nymph?)
Fortunately, he backs off the ledge, and Lee calms down and collects herself.
But uh oh, the damage is already done.
And they get something totally different than what they bargained for!
Sorry, Im just kidding.
That was a completely insensitive way to word that.
So, sure, lets pretend thats less horrifying, stomach-churning, anxiety-inducing, and cliff-hanging.
So, whats the theory?
Are the Roanoke colonists (and accompanying wood nymph) just pranksters?
Do they have a bloodthirst for families, nurses, or young children of separated parents?
And, like, the pigs…whats with the pigs?
Could they not have chosen anything other than pigs?
