Lets recap this weeksAmerican Gothic!

He still has his sights set on Garrett Hawthorne and just wont let it go.

It turns out Jennifer had bugged Connellys car, too (has anyone so tall ever been so stealthy?

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Jennifer was just a bugging machine), and she had recordings of conversations mentioning Garretts arrestanddestroying evidence.

Apparently, hed been at David Morales house the night David was murdered and lost a cuff link there.

No matter which way you slice this, its VERY shady.

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All I can say is Scully wouldnt hide something like this from Mulder.

Moving right along, Tessa and Garrett spent some time this episode rehabbing their relationship.

Garrett fulfills her wishes by telling her Christina is pregnant and he very much wants to be a father.

Tessa tries to get ahold of Christina for Garrett, but isnt able to.

Christinas phone has been shut off and shes taken a leave from work.

Shes either disappeared or is hiding from Garrett, but at this point we arent sure which.

When the FBI arrives at Casa de Hawthorne, they ask Madeline for photos from Mitchs funeral.

As she looks through the snapshots (was there a funeral photographer?

), the agent tells her the FBI believes the SBK accomplice was at the funeral.

She hears Madeline say Why the hell were you at Mitchells funeral?

With everything that went on between you two, you never should have been there.

Whos the detective around here?!

says Brady, in the sitcom version ofAmerican Gothic) and learns Madeline was on the phone with Caleb.

All we know about Caleb so far is Madelines mother mentioned him when she visited her in episode 5.

But if youve long suspected Caleb was Madelines former lover, you may be correct.

Tessa and Alison meet with Caleb OConner from Smokehill, Pennsylvania (Keystone State in the house!)

Sophie pulls herself together long enough to help Jack with a school presentation that everyone loves.

Shortly thereafter, Cam realizes Sophie had used Jack to buy drugs for her.

Sophie, to her credit, unleashes the most wretched breakdown Ive seen on TV in quite some time.

Its clear shes not thrilled by this threat.

Garrett starts grabbing the bones, with the clothes still on them, and throwing them in the machine.

This episode had about 100.

Will Madeline explain why the hell shes lying about everything all the time?

And did Sophie ever stop screaming for Cam to forgive her?

Tune in next week, when well only have three episodes left to crack this case!

10 Honorable Mentions

Who Actually Dun It?

One thing to note about this episode was the implication someone is messing with Madeline.

First the closet, then the bells in her purse?

This was an odd turn of events, especially since no one cared enough to bother her before.

Or is the person planting these pranks the real SBK?

My money is forever on Phyllis.

And Im still suspicious of Cutter and Connelly…

I dont care what shady excuses they have.