Its become abundantly clear that whatever secrets are lurking amongst the Hawthornes, Madeline knows all.
Madeline tells them Mitch was always obsessed with true-crime stories (did he bingeMaking a Murderer?
Well never know), and that he bought the bells and newspaper clippings from a collector.
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However, Mitch began suffering from dementia in recent months, and he became convinced hewasSBK.
Mitchs quick descent into senility was such a torturous experience for Madeline, shes just happy its over.
her campaign for mayor.
Garrett comes in from one of his long walks and announces he wants to speak at the funeral.
During this conversation, Naomi attempts to comfort Alison, pulling her close and then grabbing her hand.
Alison doesnt quite pull away, and the looks they exchange imply something has (or will?)
This kid is a charmer.
NEXT: Should I pop kick open the casket and pull a hair off the corpse?
Hes having some trouble because Madeline has methodically rid the house of Mitchs belongings.
Brady even goes to the morgue and then the crematorium, but cant manage to get to Mitchs corpse.
(Is anyone buying this?
Im definitely not buying the Mitch-had-dementia story one bit.)
Despite Alisons best efforts, Garrett makes it to the funeral.
Sophie wont let him and insists he needs to feel the pain of this moment.
So they have sex instead.
In the church bathroom.
At his fathers funeral.
Leaving their son unattended.
The funeral-goers werent really as shocked and horrified by this as they should have been.
What a tangled web weve weaved, in such a short amount of time.
So will Brady and Tessa confer about the evidence they both have that ties the Hawthornes to SBK?
Will Madeline insult any more of her children?
Will Cam and Sophie have sex in any other houses of worship?
2 Honorable Mentions
Who Actually Dun It?
Who do you suspect SBK is, two episodes in?
Right now my money is on Gunther, or perhaps Phyllis neighbor and mother of Caramel the cat.
Let us know your thoughts!
