(Youll get our full review next week.)
(Where do you think your boobs are… did they just throw em in a trashcan?
I hope so, Tig deadpans.
Credit: Amazon
Recycling was out of the question.)
But its the sad moments that stick with you.
Every day from now on will be smaller, Tig says, thinking about her mothers death.
And its fun to see rock stars and athletes poke fun at their own images.
and the broad historical cues taken from the Counter-Culture Checklist.
(Does a straight-laced man smoke pot for the first time?
Do women attend a feminist consciousness-raising meeting?
(Shes played by Grace Gummer here.
It gets the gore down.
Blood spurts, fingers fly, heads pop, bodies burn.
Everything else falls flat.
The production values lack true grit, the storytelling lacks style or wit.
The actors fail to engage.
Martini is all Sean Bean-y grimaces, scraggily hair, and humorless quips.
A hunky hairy biker on horseback.
If that jangles your spurs, well giddy-up then, I guess.
Theres a way to make that line work.
Thats a rather large and lunatic idea that could provoke and entertain if handled well.
The colorful characters keep coming.
My fellow Amazonian citizens, will you hey join me in casting a vote forPatriot?
Id love to see what it can do with a full term.GRADE: A(JJ)
