But here are five of the best bits from the one-hour special thatdotranslate:
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1, I wanted to catfish someone.
Did it, loved it, recommend it.
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Its Rosario pretending she should get an Oscar for that fing movie.
Lets see Meryl do that.
I dare you, Meryl!
Pretend like youre dying to have Kevin James deep-dk you.
Its fed up in Hollywood.
Her explanation of herTrainwrecktrainers unrealistic diet plan:Hes like, okay, heres your new diet.
So for breakfast, youll have a smoothie.
Then for lunch, youll journal about that smoothie.
And then you put a peanut under your pillow and you hope you dream about pizza.
Her attempt to see if her audience members are bad people:Im such a sucker for an accent.
Like an English guy, or a deaf guy.Mmmm.That was a test to see if you were bad people.
I do feel bad about that.
My moms a speech and hearing therapist for the deaf, and shes gonna hear that.
[Pauses] But they wont.
I was like, Oh, whens her hour special coming out on HBO?
Wouldnt that have gone so different if it were just like a normal-looking girl?
Get ready to lose.
They would have been like, Did you hear that ct?
But instead they were like, Oh my God, you should be Seinfeld!
Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollopremiered on HBO Oct. 17.
