Isla Nublar, Florin, Amity Island all lovely this time of year!
EW travel agency, at your service with our brochures about these and other destinations!
You’ll have the time of your life riding through the park in our supersafe high-security* safari.
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Thrill to the colossal apatosaurus!
Avert your nose from the pile of triceratops feces!
Good God, just run away from the velociraptors!
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*Note: The park cannot be held responsible for loss of items and/or limbs.
It’s the ultimate adventure vacation.
Yo ho, indeed!
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The adventure will be so chilling thrilling, you’ll be squealing like a pig.
Sit in the stands and devour a hot dog while watching ‘‘Shoeless’’ Joe Jackson at bat.
(Just try not to choke while taking in the action.)
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Come sail the high seas, where the Dread Pirate Roberts once swashbuckled his way to infamy!
Come enjoy the view from above while climbing the Cliffs of Insanity!
And come take fencing lessons, taught by our own expert swordsman Inigo Montoya!
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(Providing, of course, you don’t have six fingers.)
Think you might find a better vacation anywhere else?
Er, forget about that last part.
How can you not fall in love with it?
Make the short drive to Malibu Sands, your friendly summer home away from home.
It’s accessible by train from Kings Cross Station and full of historic buildings and quirky shops.
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Look no further than this humble little camp nestled deep in a sprawling forest of ridiculousness.
Make your way to the humid cultural crossroads that is Bon Temps.
), Fantasia is a land as big as your imagination.
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See the Swamps of Sadness!
Brave the Sphinxes' gaze!
Take a personal day, borrow a hot ride, and make your way to the Windy City.
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It’s got museums, ball games, lavish restaurants, and even parades!
The Imperial Tourist Board highly recommends carrying a blaster at all times.
But don’t be frightened: The music’s great!
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(Warning: Closures may occur.
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BurkittsvilleCity life got you down?
Then come on up to the sleepiest little mountain town in Maryland.
The locals are pleasant and full of fun folktales.
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.
Take your friends for an extended camping trip.
Why not film it all for posterity?
Either way, you’re sure to have the time of your life.
Come enjoy the pageantry and spectacle that is our monarchy.
Unlike other such nations, ostentatious displays of wealth are our thing.AW
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Middle-earthFancy a road trip?
Swing by the mines of Moria if you don’t mind darkness and/or endless hordes of Orcs.
Leave your problems behind on land, and journey to the world under the sea.
Maybe a wise lobster will teach you important life lessons in musical form.
Here in Sunnydale, Calif., the magic, the creatures, and the excitement are all real.
No illusions here, folks.
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We laugh in its face, thanks to protector of, well,everyone, Buffy.
So don’t let others scare you with talk ofHellmouththis andapocalypsethat.
Come see for yourself and enjoy your stay.
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Schrute FarmsHave you ever thought to yourself, ‘‘Wow.
I really wish I knew more about beets’’?
If yes, the answer to your unquenched thirst for beet knowledge is here at Schrute Farms.
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Who needs all that when you could get a personal bedtime story?
At Schrute Farms, agritourism meets fun (but nottoomuch).
Do you enjoy the outdoors?
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Prefer to stay within the confines of the city?
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