And with great power comes great profanity.
Let’s just hope her mic isn’t on when she does.
Best f—ing quote:“Do you know what I’d rather experience than long-form improv?
Bill Gray/HBO
Long-form bone cancer.”
Best f—ing quote:After hitting his golf ball into a bush: “Dammit.
Come on, come on.
Byron Cohen/FXX
S—, s—, s—.
Come on Glenn, come on, get your head in the goddamn game.
Al Swearengen championed that signature style with a whole lot of f—ing zeal.
Fox
Best f—ing quote:To a prostitute: “It’s not the f—ing hour.
It’s not the f—ing vantage of the chair.
It’s you that’s changed the level of your suction somehow.
Paul Schiraldi/HBO
That’s the f—ing sum and substance of it.
You’re the c–ksucker.
Change the f—ing angle.”
Doug Hyun
(“Instead of ‘ass,’ say ‘buns!'")
(We know, it’s from the movie, not the show.)
F— Sookie!”
Comedy Central
Who was the other?
None other than the star’s foul-mouthed, over-the-top agent, Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven).
But Ari’s liberal F-bombs and his general chutzpah were more than liked: They wereloved.
John P. Johnson/HBO
Best f—ing quote: “You need Jo-Jo the dog-face bitch-boy?
Call Josh Weinf—, the lightweight, pen-stealing f—face.
Best f—ing quote:“Shit a brick and f— me with it.”
Claudette Barius/HBO
Nay, everythingeveryonesays onIt’s Always Sunnyis dirty.
Best f—ing quote:“I love boiling denim and banging whores.”
So what’s his No.
Randy Tepper/Showtime
1 trick for teaching new chefs to be great?
Cuss at them until his face turns blue.
Fun fact: Ramsay applies that same technique to customersor more generally, anyonewho pisses him off.
Patrick McElhenney/FX
Would you like it whole or diced?”
Louie,Louie
Some TV swear-meisters are arrogant, machomachers; others are rageaholics.
’s alter ego is neither.
Patrick Wymore/Fox
(Well, most of the time; see the quote below.)
Thankfully, that doesn’t make his color commentary any less amusing.
Best f—ing quote:“S— on my father’s balls!“H.B.
FX
But in a way, that makes the sheer level of Charlie’s depravity all the more impressive.
That takes balls of Sheen.
And they’re all on display in this virtuosic speech from aScarface-spoofing episode in season 3.
CBS
This is America.”
Best f—ing quote:“I will f— you.
Hence…
Best f—ing quote:“Phrasing!”
Clark Collis
Susie Greene,Curb Your Enthusiasm
Seinfeldhad Newman, andLarry Davidwas burdened with Susie Greene.
Best f—ing quote:“Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is.
All right, just get me the f—ing [doll’s] head, all right.
Netflix
Get me the f—ing head, all right.
Get me the head!
Miller’s foul-mouth f— up of a character.
FX
Best f—ing quote:“Don’t touch anything.
BBC America
Doug Hyun/HBO
