Were all just fing jam between his rich ass toes.
Honestly f this s I am moving if this is my president!
I dont say things I dont mean!

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Current Status:TBD on Trump’s win, Cyrus is still out of this world.
What would Stewart have said on air about the candidate?
Current Status:TBD on Trump’s win, Stewart is still widely missed on air.

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Though he was born in Senegal, the star has American Citizenship.
Im moving back to Africa.
you’re able to hold me to that.

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Im afraid to live there if [McCain] is president.
“I’m moving to a different country if little Damien II gets elected.”
Current Status:Bush won, Vedder stayed, and Pearl Jam released “Bu$hleaguer.”

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Current Status:The famed singer stayed in the U.S. and campaigned for democrats in the 2014 midterm elections.
But after the interview hit stands,he told Access Hollywoodhe was misquoted.
We can always go somewhere.

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Current Status:Seal chose not to take the option of going elsewhere.
Were gonna take it week by week,she told TV Guideback in 2008.
If she wins, Im done.

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I cant do that for four years.
And by Im done, I mean Im leaving Earth.
Current Status:Sarah Palin did not win, allowing the beloved comedian to stay on the planet.

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Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh claimed in 2010 that he wouldleave the United Statesif Obamacare passed.
Ill go to Costa Rica.
Current Status:Well, its 2016, Obamacare is alive and well, and Limbaughs still here.

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“And you know, we have a lot of friends whose parents saw this already.
They dont want to relive this.
They dont want to relive this.

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So I need all the candidates to get it together.
Get back to American values…
I dont think thats America.

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I dont want it to be America.
Maybe its time for me to move, you know.”
Current Status:TBD on Trump’s win.

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Current Status:Obama won, and both Baldwins are still U.S. citizens.
“It’s a critical time, but I have faith in the American people.
If they prove me wrong, I’ll be checking out a move to Italy.

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Maybe Canada, I don’t know.
We’re at an abyss.”
Current Status:McCain didn’t win, and the U.S. got to keep Sarandon.

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Jimmy Kimmel asked the fortune-telling unit “Will Donald Trump be our next President?
Current Status:TBD on Trump’s win, still lives on Earth.
“Trump in 2016… Current Status:Lopez made it through one election without seeing his fear realized, TBD on round two.

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