CBS premiere date news: The broadcaster has figured out its spring schedule, including a premiere date for the new buddy cop seriesRush Hour; meanwhile, proceduralElementarywill move off Thursday nights. Wednesday, March 16 10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT CRIMINAL MINDS: BEYOND BORDERS (Updated Premiere Date) Sunday, March 20 8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT MADAM SECRETARY 9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT THE GOOD WIFE 10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT ELEMENTARY (New Time Period) Thursday, March 31 8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT THE BIG BANG THEORY...

Watching the pilot, I see you havent done much to change those archetypes. Its not just that its a stereotype; this is the reality of who I am as a person. It depends on who you are. Credit: Michael Yarish/CBS There are some people who like comedians more Chris Tucker and Martin Lawrence. I do not think we are showing negative stereotypes at all on this show. I think were showing truth about what America is and who we are....

AsSNLhost, he was no different and it made for a solid, slightly eccentric end to season 41. Over the course of the seven-minute bit lengthy, for anSNLmonologue! The return of Regine Armisen didnt spend too much time reprising his classicSNLcharacters. Credit: Dana Edelson/NBC Instead, we got Armisens self-important Regine, appearing as the girlfriend of an adoring Jason Sudeikis. No wonder Vanessa Bayer and Aidy Bryant were struggling to keep a straight face....

Then, after a long show, we get to the end of the night. Were wondering why we stayed up so late. And then theres Vaughn playing a desperate dude at last call, just trying to grab onto something. In happier times, lets start with the cold open. Also none of these laws apply to Florida. I really do want to defend this opening monologue even though early commenters seemed to have hated it....

It’s more than just a silly crush! It has lasting youth appeal Even Justin Bieber is in on theBelllove. In June he wore a Kelly Kapowski T-shirt to an awards show. Getty Images Never mind that the Biebs was born a year after the show?s original run ended. The show has remained in continual syndication on TBS since 1994. (Who can forget Jessie?s harrowing caffeine-pill addiction?!) Everett Collection Its alumni are everywhere!...

A new gladiator shakes up OPA, and impeachment talks begin. Really not looking forward to his return, because he haunts my nightmares. Through their conversation, we learn that Lazarus One, last weeks Louvre fire,wasRowans plan. Credit: John Fleenor/ABC True power is never lost, he says. Boy, I am always free. Quinn gives the classic (and cringe-inducing) Do you want to be a gladiator in a suit? speech, looking pretty self-satisfied until Marcus is like, No… youre shady....

Fitz’s impeachment hearing gains steam as Liv tells her side of the story. Fitzs impeachment trial is really happening. The Berlin wall is coming down! Credit: Michael Desmond/ABC Notquite,Cyrus, especially since this happened with Clinton already. Did anyone really care about thesecondmoon landing? Do you even know what an impeachable offenseis? he asks, but hes not being a jerk legitimately, theres nodefinitionof an impeachable offense. Rosen recommends a slightly unorthodox lawyer to Fitz, and he hires her....

Lesson one: Andrew Lloyd Webber is the father of rock musicals. But rock is hardly about whats on the surface, anyway. Because Ive never not listened to them, really. Credit: Matthew Murphy Rock is in Webbers blood, as the shows leading man and fellow music superfan can attest. Andrew loves Metallica, Megadeth. He was a British kid that fing listened to AC/DC. Matthew Murphy Its just his thing. I did get my first break writing childrens drama at the BBC, actually, says Fellowes....

Too bad hes not. What I love is what the writers do with the finale, Eddie Kaye Thomas tells EW. Its a testament to the heart of the show. Credit: Richard Cartwright/CBS Its this group that loves each other and needs each other, you know? Bigger than any conflict they face would be losing one of their own. Collins existence risks the whole team falling apart, Thomas says. We respect his intelligence, but we fear his divisiveness....

Something iswrong, wrong, wrongin the world ofScorpion. They actually have a really strange chemistry, but all I can think is, This is not Waige. This is not Waige. Credit: Michael Yarish/CBS Back at the warehouse, Sylvester is practicing for hisJeopardy!audition. Paige reallyismy spirit animal. The Backstory No time for all that dating nonsense because Cabe has shown up with a rocket problem. Theres a rocket launch, but the team needs to figure out some glitches with the rocket....

I DON’T KNOW WE’LL SEE. It’s part of Walter’s personal mission of being more social. Speed dating is a step up from emulating the Kardashians, but still. Credit: Monty Brinton/CBS The Backstory Can you even imagine running into Walter during speed dating? Walter literally challenges his partners with riddles while Toby instructs from an earpiece. You’re not the only one disappointed, y’all. Methinks we have some lies going on. The Mission...

One more sorority sister’s light got snuffed out. We all have mommy issues. And, well, the exhibits are weak sauce, to be sure. Credit: Patti Perret/Fox 5 has uncovered a mysterious anagram of Zaydays name (I may slay Liz Daw). Then, epiphany: They must start at the beginning. And by beginning, I mean the Hag at Shady Lane. She was probably arrested or committed at some point, right? They return to the mental hospital from last week and question the woman who paints them all....

Scream Queenswrapped its season pretty much flat in the overnight ratings. Tuesday nights two-hour closer had only 2.6 million viewers and a 0.9 among adults 18-49. Fox has not yet renewedScream Queensfor second season, and ordinarily those overnights would doom the show. Credit: Patti Perret/Fox YetScream Queens season 2 prospects are promising. That the rest of Foxs freshman lineup isnt doing so hot either (Minority Report…) helpsScream Queenstoo. For more, check outAmy WilkinsonsScream Queensfinale recap, where she breaks down that Red Devil reveal....